The average porn consumer often assumes the smut they’re watching is as far as the industry goes. But for an adult webmaster, solid porn writing and quality videos go together like DP and creampies.
Quality porn is one thing, but when it comes to SEO? A video title just won’t cut it. Solid copywriting is the only way to turn your re-mastered Sandra Romain anal gangbang from a quality video lost in the bowels of the internet to a high-traffic porn video on the front page of Google.
Watching porn is a skill countless people have, but writing about it in an intensely detailed, well-crafted, properly structured, and SEO-optimized way is a rare talent that few people have.
The Kink Consult team, however, are some of the lucky few blessed with this talent after years of both consuming smut and working in the heart of the industry.
From popular adult review sites and steamy porn tubes to notorious sex industry blogs and well-established pornstar guides, we’re immensely proud of our diverse and sex-positive client base that keeps our porn writing services in high demand.
In this article, we break down some of the key reasons why so many adult webmasters lust after our porn writing services and what makes them so special.
Now, spread those cheeks because we’re about to teach you a lesson in quality porn writing that you’ll never forget.
Attention to the Sticky Details
Most people see a woman riding a cock; I see the layer of divine sex sweat coating her golden skin, the beads of vaginal fluid gingerly making their way down her soft and welcoming thighs, the overwhelmed and pleading gaze in her eyes as she succumbs to the power of orgasm, the twitch of the ballsack as a lucky man pumps his seed into the leaking slit of a porn goddess.
Porn is art. And, like any form of art, there’s a lot to observe and take into account. My team and I have developed quite a reputation for our insanely high level of attention to detail in porn writing.
Knowledge of the Industry
There are plenty of freelance writers out there who can claim to write about porn, but those within the field (or in-the-sheets) experience in the adult industry are rare.
The Kink Consult team has been on the frontline of DP porn shoots, sticky creampie gangbangs, and BDSM events that would make your eyes water, meaning we’re able to provide an authentic insight that few others can.
Efficient Turnaround Time
When you truly have a passion for something, calling it “work” feels derogatory. For me and my team, being asked to write about porn is like being paid to review a Michelin-star restaurant, except you can have an orgasm at the same time!
We understand how fast-paced the online adult industry can be. So whether you need an article covering the latest ground-breaking news to hit the sex cam industry or a write-up on Angela White’s latest performance, you can guarantee that we’ll have it in your lap in next to no time!
Premium SEO Optimization and Plagiarism Free
High-grade porn writing is one thing, but ensuring they’re free from plagiarism and are correctly optimized for SEO is another. Every piece of work we submit to a client is provided with a copywriting version of an STD test, such as:
- SEO Optimization Report – We pay over $1,000 a month for an extensive suite of SEO software to ensure our content gets the results our client wants. Every completed article is verified as ranking high on SEO checkers for the relevant keywords.
- Plagiarism Checker – Google hates duplicate content, and so do we! So we equally run all of our client’s content through a plagiarism checker to ensure it’s 100% unique.
Finding well-trained freelancers amongst the chancers and the plagiarists? Needle, meet haystack! With us, your search is over.
Unrivalled Creativity
“Sandra’s drunken eyes were glazed as she allowed herself to be beautifully defiled by the male pornstars around her. But this Romanian goddess wasn’t flying high on local Palinka; she was fuelled by bona fide nympho lust that is so rarely caught on camera.
History buffs will know that the Queen of Romania abdicated the throne in 1948, but in 2008, Sandra led her own restoration of the monarchy in a debauched porn scene that captivated viewers the world over. Only now, this royal Romanian porn icon had swapped the conventional throne for one comprised of as many thick, quivering phalluses of porn meat she could get her spit-soaked hands upon”.
Our team is drawn from a plethora of countries, and all of them are well-travelled. Travel is an education, and it allows us to provide unique input into all of our articles. An aspect which is especially crucial when writing for country-specific websites, porn productions, or pornstars.
The writing content produced by Kink Consult has become notorious for being creative, and we’ve managed to spin thousands of words out of even the most niche topics of the adult industry.
If you have a porn topic that feels almost impossible to write about, try us! We adore a challenge and have the creative ability to craft well-worded angles about the most niche topics.
We’re Not Afraid to Go Down The Rabbit Hole
“I needed a review of a notorious porn site from the noughties called Crackwhore Confessions. To call it taboo was an understatement; every freelancer I’d contacted turned me down in disgust. Kink Consult didn’t bat an eyelid and produced a mind-blowingly open-minded review of the site that still continues to bring me affiliate revenue daily. Love it!”
– Nicole: Adult Webmaster
To paraphrase Season 1, ep. 12 of The Sopranos, “felching an incest MILF after a double anal penetration gangbang? Ova’ here!”
So, you can’t find a writer to cover your most taboo porn writing tasks, huh? Sadly, the world of freelance writers is littered with prudes.
Most people can’t handle the extreme end of smut like a triple anal penetration gangbang that leaves a Czech 18-year-old with an asshole like a wind sock, a hung shemale using a man’s throat as a human Fleshlight, or a blonde Hotwife snowballing a black man’s cum into her pathetic cuckold hubby’s mouth.
But for the team at Kink Consult? The dirtier, the better! You get the picture: Taboo is our bread and butter, our butt plug and lube, our deepthroat and drool!
Provided it’s legal and above board, there is no porn writing niche we shy away from. Don’t be afraid to hit us up with some of your filthiest topics because we guarantee to cover them in a truly no-holds-barred fashion.
Most Importantly? We Eat, Sleep, and Breathe Porn!
And last but by no means least is our unrivalled passion for porn! Our entire team has either worked in the heart of the porn business or knows it inside out from a two-decade-long porn love affair.
It’s not hard to find a writer who’ll cover the topic. But finding people who live, sleep, eat, and breathe porn? Priceless.
So, How Much Do Your Porn Writing Services Cost?
Porn writing is our passion, and we all work freelance and remotely. For our clients, this is a wet dream come true as it means we’re able to offer an immensely competitive price list which is as follows:
- 500 words – $20
- 1,000 words – $45
- 1,500 words – $65
- 2,000 words – $85
- 2,500 words – $100
To revolutionize your site’s written content, whether it be surrounding porn or any other adult topics, simply contact us, and a member of our team will be in touch for a free consultation.
Our team of porn writers are waiting to spit on our literary cocks and slide deep into the holes of your topics. And yes, we’re going in bareback!
